Hey 7/11 hey you yeah...you.

[aussiefriend]

Top-O-the world

There's a fat joke in there somewhere.

it took me a couple of seconds, but I see it.

[Maggot]

Is it snowing aussiebitch? Because if it was I would wish you luck shoveling out of that ditch of a place called OZ.

[Midwest Spy]

Is it snowing aussiebitch? Because if it was I would wish you luck shoveling out of that ditch of a place called OZ.

I had a roommate when I was stationed in Oslo, and he was active duty Navy at the time.

Those Navy guys loved shore duty.

Anyway, he told me that when he had been assigned to a ship they once made port in Oz.

The women were amazing. Basically hosted him for the 4 or 5 days he was there and 'attended' to his every need.

Kind, considerate women, right Aussie?

[Maggot]

I think we called going to Australia a "Westpac" operation. I never got to go on one but heard the stories.

[aussiefriend]

Is it snowing aussiebitch? Because if it was I would wish you luck shoveling out of that ditch of a place called OZ.

You should have seen the snow yesterday. Brrrrrrr. It's cold man. I'm freaking out here. What the fuck Mags, did you put some spell on me from some payback of some sort. Fuck you.

[aussiefriend]

Is it snowing aussiebitch? Because if it was I would wish you luck shoveling out of that ditch of a place called OZ.

I had a roommate when I was stationed in Oslo, and he was active duty Navy at the time.

Those Navy guys loved shore duty.

Anyway, he told me that when he had been assigned to a ship they once made port in Oz.

The women were amazing. Basically hosted him for the 4 or 5 days he was there and 'attended' to his every need.

Kind, considerate women, right Aussie?

Women in Australia are starting to rise up and say 'enough is enough'. They are saying no to domestic violence, saying no to rape, and demandng the right to wear whatever they want without retribution from society.

If you come to Australia with an accent you have an unfair advantage over the locals. Women love men with an accent.

In my case, if they don't speak english at all they hit a home run!

[Maggot]

I would be slow and soft like a baby's eyelash on a breast. But not when I'm shoveling snow I'd smell like a man that just chugged a keg of beans.

[Duchess]

I would be slow and soft like a baby's eyelash on a breast.

[aussiefriend]

No i dont consider it an insult being ignored. Sometimes it's a relief. I have no conscience about ignoring some because they deserve it

[Midwest Spy]

No i dont consider it an insult being ignored. Sometimes it's a relief. I have no conscience about ignoring some because they deserve it

Not ignoring you.

Just picturing throngs of Australian women lining up to take me home after I've said, "Sorry ladies, I'm feeling a little gassy."

All because I've got that great Min-ne-soda accent, ya know.

[aussiefriend]

You know MWS being ignored can be seen as a sign of being passive aggressive. Feeling a little glassy, no one would have a clue what you are talking about.

[Maggot]

Aussie you need a real man!!!

[aussiefriend]

Oh gross Margrett

[Maggot]

I wonder where Aussiebitch went it's Fall over there now.

[Duchess]

I stay in contact with her. Her mom is very sick now and she isn't in the mood for Mock.