So, you require...

[Duchess]

This person posts beautifully...By that I mean, he's coherent, no misspellings, paragraphs...He's not vulgar...Sounds educated...I like that, it's so refreshing compared to recent weeks, with a few exceptions, I might add.

He still needs some torture tho...Take it like a man, Big Sexy ::whipped::

[SyberBitch]

Fucking piece of shit ISP. The MF has been down all morning. Fuckers.

He won't appreciate you talking about him that way.

WTF is this, Queen for a Day?

If it were, you would be in already.

1. How did you find/hear about Mock? I Googled ⿿insignificant derelict assholes⿝

Looking for people you could relate to?

2. How old are you? Does ⿿Nam⿝ ring any bells?

Yes. It's where people went to try and make things right, but instead fucked everything up.

3. How do you like your eggs cooked? Sunny-side up.

The way a person likes their eggs tells a lot about them.

4. Top or bottom? Neither, Doggie is the preferred method. That⿿s so we can both watch hockey at the same time.

You like to watch hockey with your dog?? ::dunno::

[SyberBitch]

[user=29]Duchess[/user] wrote:

He still needs some torture tho...

I'm trying, Duch

[ramseycat]

::laugh::I don't think I've ever bitch slapped anyone but, I've sure wanted to, especially in here...I can't say who, that would be a real life threat but, that silly bitch knows who she is.

Yes I do!!:;beat:: You can say it. I wouldn't consider it a real life threat. :kiss::

[Luke Warmwater]

You like to watch hockey with your dog??


I don't call him Puck for nuttin'.

[Middle Finger]

That⿿s so we

Another one that uses the ` key instead of the ' key, like a retard. WTF?

[Borndragon]

What other sites do you frequent, Luke Warmpiss?
What do you hope to gain by joining Mock?

[Luke Warmwater]

What other sites do you frequent, Luke Warmpiss?

I use this place; http://www.stumbleupon.com/tag/obscure/ as a starting point. The world abounds with strangeness. I steer clear of blogs as they are boring as shit.

What do you hope to gain by joining Mock?

After dealing with the dinks here I already have a higher opinion of myself and I eventually hope to get into Duchess' pants. ::thumbs::

[The Antagonist]

Here's hoping I've not said something to put the 'whammy' on my words but this one seems OK so far. And I don't usually give praise so willingly here.

Watching hockey with or without humping his dog is a big plus for me. Don't know nor care about anyone else on that.

So far he's articulate. THAT is the clincher. He gave it (considering what he was asked) as well as he has been taking it. He does not come off as some mushy brained retard who still lives in his mother's basement playing keyboard commando and thinking he's some giant wit.

Hey, if he proves himself to be a dick-head you can always chuck him back to newbie hell.

[SyberBitch]

Here's hoping I've not said something to put the 'whammy' on my words but this one seems OK so far. And I don't usually give praise so willingly here.

Watching hockey with or without humping his dog is a big plus for me. Don't know nor care about anyone else on that.

So far he's articulate. THAT is the clincher. He gave it (considering what he was asked) as well as he has been taking it. He does not come off as some mushy brained retard who still lives in his mother's basement playing keyboard commando and thinking he's some giant wit.

Hey, if he proves himself to be a dick-head you can always chuck him back to newbie hell.

::thumbs::

Any idea if Sin will be back soon, MF? Or will you be making the call on this one?

[Middle Finger]

I agree with everyone here pretty much, and I am not sure when Sinister will be back in action, so I might have to make the call. Right now I feel like a little something is missing. Like he either has to kiss my ass, spank my ass, or make my ass laugh a little. Just a little something more ...

[The Antagonist]

Well then he better get to it. Just don't spank him.... there's enough homo metrosexual crap going on here now it's putrid.

[Borndragon]

This one is most definitely a textual troll outta Flame town.

Fuck it, let the diaper wearing, urine freak in...we can have some fun bashing his head against the inner sanctum walls of Mock.


Borndragon ~ circumventing Sinisters self-important, pantywaisted, initiation routine will make her weep and that's funny as fuck.

[Middle Finger]

Borndragon ~ circumventing Sinisters self-important, pantywaisted, initiation routine will make her weep and that's funny as fuck.

::laugh::

[ramseycat]

So are you going to let him in or what?

[Middle Finger]

Shut the fuck up, Ramsey.

[ramseycat]

No.

[LuMPyPussy]

It's witty repartee like this that keeps me coming back to Mock.

[ramseycat]

It's witty repartee like this that keeps me coming back to Mock.

Eh, I didn't feel like coming up with anything in response to MF's lameness.

[Middle Finger]

It's witty repartee like this that keeps me coming back to Mock.

::laugh::