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I'm happy my nut's are not "shaved"
#21
LuMPyPussy Wrote:Anyone here ever see "American Me" with Edward James Olmos? There's an interesting scene where he finally has heterosexual sex for the first time after getting out of prison.
probably similar to what happened with Bullet. He flipped Sin over and could only perform when banging her from behind. In this case I am sure he has been asking her for months to go to tanning booths to get her skin as dark as possible and he calls her Tyrone when in the bedroom.
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#22
Possibly we can get Mayhem to tell us at what point in prison he no longer needed to bite down hard on a rolled up sock and actually started to enjoy being shafted with multiple dicks.

Will he be honest or cocky?
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#23
OnBendedKnee Wrote:Sinister, ask Mayhem if the only difference between prison sex and sex with you is he no longer has to dip is cock in bleach before turning in for the night? (Or, is it the other way around...)
You fuckin' ask him. I'm no one's secretary or messenger.

[user=90]OnBendedKnee[/user] wrote:
Quote:Possibly we can get Mayhem to tell us at what point in prison he no longer needed to bite down hard on a rolled up sock and actually started to enjoy being shafted with multiple dicks.

Will he be honest or cocky?
Again; you ask him whatever the fuck you want to. I don't think he will answer you specifically, but if someone else wants to give it a shot, more power to 'em. If he does answer, you can take it to the bank that it is the truth. He hates liars as much as I do.
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#24
Sinister Wrote:I love the attention Bullet has gotten since he joined. This shows me pure jealousy from each and every one of you who claims it is some fag thing.

Truth is, a gentleman will shave his package so the woman who gives him head doesn't have to get the hairs in her mouth. Any person who thinks logically would grasp that. Which means none of you idiots.

Honestly, I think that all of you who claim it is some faggot thing have some subconsious (or even concious but in denial) faggot inclinations of yourself. It's another case of "Methinks he doth protest too much".

You know not everyone is talking about Bullet. Sometimes when you're all up in defensive mode - AND YOU ARE - you forget to actually read things in the context they were meant.


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#25
"Again, you ask him whatever the fuck you want to."
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We don't speak 'convict'. Once he pulls out, turn around and ask him yourself.
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#26
Sinister Wrote:
OnBendedKnee Wrote:Sinister, ask Mayhem if the only difference between prison sex and sex with you is he no longer has to dip is cock in bleach before turning in for the night? (Or, is it the other way around...)
You fuckin' ask him. I'm no one's secretary or messenger.

[user=90]OnBendedKnee[/user] wrote:
Quote:Possibly we can get Mayhem to tell us at what point in prison he no longer needed to bite down hard on a rolled up sock and actually started to enjoy being shafted with multiple dicks.

Will he be honest or cocky?
Again; you ask him whatever the fuck you want to. I don't think he will answer you specifically, but if someone else wants to give it a shot, more power to 'em. If he does answer, you can take it to the bank that it is the truth. He hates liars as much as I do.

He's going to be truthful about how long it took before he stopped needing to bite down on a pillow while getting buttfucked?

::lmao::


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#27
LuMPyPussy Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
OnBendedKnee Wrote:Sinister, ask Mayhem if the only difference between prison sex and sex with you is he no longer has to dip is cock in bleach before turning in for the night? (Or, is it the other way around...)
You fuckin' ask him. I'm no one's secretary or messenger.

[user=90]OnBendedKnee[/user] wrote:
Quote:[color="orange"]Possibly we can get Mayhem to tell us at what point in prison he no longer needed to bite down hard on a rolled up sock and actually started to enjoy being shafted with multiple dicks.
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Will he be honest or cocky?
Again; you ask him whatever the fuck you want to. I don't think he will answer you specifically, but if someone else wants to give it a shot, more power to 'em. If he does answer, you can take it to the bank that it is the truth. He hates liars as much as I do.

He's going to be truthful about how long it took before he stopped needing to bite down on a pillow while getting buttfucked?

::lmao::

::lmao:: ::lipsealed::
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#28
The Antagonist Wrote:Gays and porn stars shave their nuts.

Personally I find it repulsive. Much akin to a woman shaving her twat completely.

It brings out a whole child-like prepubescent quality only a pervert would find attractive.
I agree it's repulsive. I had an ex-boyfriend that came out of the shower and said he had a surprise for me, and that it was for my benefit. He took off his towel and I never laughed so hard in my life. Then it totally repulsed me. I do like it trimmed though.
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#29
Men should not shave their pubic mane, although I do believe women should. I am afaid I could not take a shaved hog seriously.
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#30
A little manscaping is fine. But totally shaved? No. Too weird. And how does one shave their balls anyway? They are all wrinkly and hangin there? It's gotta be a bitch to do.
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#31
FAHQTOO Wrote:
The Antagonist Wrote:Gays and porn stars shave their nuts.

Personally I find it repulsive. Much akin to a woman shaving her twat completely.

It brings out a whole child-like prepubescent quality only a pervert would find attractive.
I agree it's repulsive. I had an ex-boyfriend that came out of the shower and said he had a surprise for me, and that it was for my benefit. He took off his towel and I never laughed so hard in my life. Then it totally repulsed me. I do like it trimmed though.
I feel the same about women shaving it all off too. It's too kiddie porn / pervert like to me.
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#32
[user=88]ramseycat[/user] wrote:
Quote:A little manscaping is fine. But totally shaved? No. Too weird. And how does one shave their balls anyway? They are all wrinkly and hangin there? It's gotta be a bitch to do.

Please. Drop to your knees and with your pinkies extended, say that sentence again, slowly this time. And say it like you mean it.

Wearing your hair in pigtails would be a nice option too.
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#33
OnBendedKnee Wrote:[user=88]ramseycat[/user] wrote:
Quote:A little manscaping is fine. But totally shaved? No. Too weird. And how does one shave their balls anyway? They are all wrinkly and hangin there? It's gotta be a bitch to do.

Please. Drop to your knees and with your pinkies extended, say that sentence again, slowly this time. And say it like you mean it.

Wearing your hair in pigtails would be a nice option too.
you are too freakin funny sometimes.....::lmao::
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#34
ramseycat Wrote:And how does one shave their balls anyway?
I think they must pull their pecker up like a lever and spray nair...
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#35
Duchess Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:And how does one shave their balls anyway?
I think they must pull their pecker up like a lever and spray nair
Now that just made me laugh out loud.

I used to know a girl that called her ex Nair-Butt. He has a really hairy ass and tried to use Nair on it once. I laughed so freakin hard when she told me. He Naired his ass!!! ::lmao::




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#36
fucking cunt bitch Wrote:Men should not shave their pubic mane, although I do believe women should. I am afaid I could not take a shaved hog seriously.
Depending on the guy, I think a little trim wouldn't hurt... of course I guess if his package were large enough, he wouldn't need to worry about trimming.

Shaved or waxed would freak me out. Yech.
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#37
My wifes roommate in college in a hurry once borrowed her feminine spray before she went to the gynecologists. When she got there and he got down to business he says "My,my,myare'nt we pretty today!" She had used hair glitter spray by mistake.
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#38
Maggot Wrote:My wifes roommate in college in a hurry once borrowed her feminine spray before she went to the gynecologists. When she got there and he got down to business he says "My,my,myare'nt we pretty today!" She had used hair glitter spray by mistake.
::rotfl::
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#39
D Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:My wifes roommate in college in a hurry once borrowed her feminine spray before she went to the gynecologists. When she got there and he got down to business he says "My,my,myare'nt we pretty today!" She had used hair glitter spray by mistake.
::rotfl::
That story or some version of it has been around for years.
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#40
ramseycat Wrote:
D Wrote:
Maggot Wrote:My wifes roommate in college in a hurry once borrowed her feminine spray before she went to the gynecologists. When she got there and he got down to business he says "My,my,myare'nt we pretty today!" She had used hair glitter spray by mistake.
::rotfl::
That story or some version of it has been around for years.
She finished college 18 years ago her roomates name was Janet. Do you have a sister?
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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