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Killer bees.
Regular indigenous bees and wasps are bad enough but Africanized killer bees scare the crap out of me.
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WTF are wasps and Hornetsgood for anyway? At least bees pollinate stuff and make honey. What are they good for?Nothing, nothing but pain and swelling and more pain. ::dunno::
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Burning to death
Drowning
Waking up in a casket after I was already buried.
Being tickled until ready to pass out. (when I think back, I'm quite sure my uncle was a pervert)
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Maggot Wrote:WTF are wasps and Hornetsgood for anyway? At least bees pollinate stuff and make honey. What are they good for?Nothing, nothing but pain and swelling and more pain. ::dunno::
And if you're allergic - possible death.
I hated my epipen. Fucker is overdosed with epinephrine and it gives me a massive headache that I'd rather die from the sting instead.
I did find a nice trick - I can get epinephrine by the vial and I already have a stash of needles and syringes from the animals. Epi is dosed out at 1ml / 100 pounds body weight. No more headaches.
I have not had to use either one for well over 15 years now since I went to an allergist for desensitization shots.
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I carry one of them too...I try to never think about what could happen if I get stung again, if I did I would never go outside & I'd rather be dead than not have the great outdoors...I go bugfuck if I can't get outside.
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I found something new to fear...What if this is how I end looking in my twilight years.
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If either of you got stung and I was in the area I would be glad to administer the shot in either the left or right buttock. I may even be traveling with my folding chair and you could just lay over my knees and say "right" or "left" I would then have to say "your right or my right" when that little skirmish was settled I could then proceed with the actual "shooting".
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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Duchess Wrote:I found something new to fear...What if this is how I end looking in my twilight years.
::blink::
::lmao::
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Maggot Wrote:Finding Middle Finger humping my pillow with nothing but a Darth Vader mask on.
::lmao::::lmao::::lmao::
Devil Money Stealing Aunt
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Middle Finger Wrote:sally Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:JB in charge of my eating and fattening me up
You're already overweight so you may as well go thewhole hog now.
I guess you think I look overweight in my pic, but you should know that was like 5 years ago and since then I have dropped 20-25 pounds and work out regularly. I will post a new pic some day when I feel like it, hang in there.
A little sensative about your weight there Frankie baby? I am totally convinced that you are gay after that response to your weight.
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Middle Finger Wrote:Finding OP in charge of protecting our rights and keeping the balance of power with the People.
Yeah, the people did a fucking great job during the 8 years of the Bush administration didn't they?, you sad, deluded little yank.
We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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