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LuMPyPussy Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I'm always very careful and if some unintended splattering happens, I always clean up after myself. I never leave the toiled bowl open, either. I think you all would find me to be a very clean and ideal male companion in that regard. I don't even have to get into how good I am at kissing, remodeling, etc. Oh look, Frank's proud of his toilet training. ::lmao::
I have grown to be, because I keep getting amazed over time how many men don't do it right and how many women complain. I've learned that I am much neater and cleaner than the average guy. It just makes me sexier, so I'm cool with that. :kiss::
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My husband isn't bad about messing up the toilet, his aim is fine. He just doesn't like to clean or fix stuff. I bought a new mail box because our old one was rusting out and he got all mad and told me he'd rather be dead than dick around with this fucking mail box on a saturday afternoon ::lmao::. He ended up doing it anyway though.
Middle Finger Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I'm always very careful and if some unintended splattering happens, I always clean up after myself. I never leave the toiled bowl open, either. I think you all would find me to be a very clean and ideal male companion in that regard. I don't even have to get into how good I am at kissing, remodeling, etc. Oh look, Frank's proud of his toilet training. ::lmao::
I have grown to be, because I keep getting amazed over time how many men don't do it right and how many women complain. I've learned that I am much neater and cleaner than the average guy. It just makes me sexier, so I'm cool with that. :kiss:: Double ::lmao::
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sally Wrote:He just doesn't like to clean or fix stuff. What the fuck did you marry? A lazy, retarded, man-child? ::nuts::
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:I'm always very careful and if some unintended splattering happens, I always clean up after myself. I never leave the toiled bowl open, either. I think you all would find me to be a very clean and ideal male companion in that regard. I don't even have to get into how good I am at kissing, remodeling, etc. Oh look, Frank's proud of his toilet training. ::lmao::
I have grown to be, because I keep getting amazed over time how many men don't do it right and how many women complain. I've learned that I am much neater and cleaner than the average guy. [color="orange"]It just makes me sexier[/color], so I'm cool with that. :kiss:: Double ::lmao:: 
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:Well, to be fair I'm not crazy about people in general.
and i thought i was the only one.
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Tru Bitch Wrote:LuMPyPussy Wrote:Well, to be fair I'm not crazy about people in general.
and i thought i was the only one. ::bvomit::........Please not during breakfast!
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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You two haven't surrounded yourself with the right kind of people. For example, it's obvious you don't have many Italian people around you.
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Middle Finger Wrote:sally Wrote:He just doesn't like to clean or fix stuff. What the fuck did you marry? A lazy, retarded, man-child? ::nuts:: He's a state licensed contractor and built our house, he just doesn't like to fix stuff::dunno::. Not everyone is a bored old man like you,walking around the house with a hammer in their hand looking for something to work on.
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Dripping on the seat is my number one pet hate::bang::
Number two well......::angrier::
Any men here willing to admit its hilariously funny to leave giant turds floating down the lav. Turds so fucking BIG they block the the fucking toilet up for days (thank god i have to a second loo)
No it's not big and it not funny it's fucking disgusting ::batguy::
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!
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Good God! Even hamsters can be trained to crap inside a little box!
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Yes, yes by all means pinch it off. ::lmao::
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Freak magnet Wrote:~~~~~ WARNING ~~~~ TURD ALERT~~~~~~
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Dripping on the seat is my number one pet hate::bang::
Number two well......::angrier::
Any men here willing to admit its hilariously funny to leave giant turds floating down the lav. Turds so fucking BIG they block the the fucking toilet up for days (thank god i have to a second loo)
No it's not big and it not funny it's fucking disgusting ::batguy:: Jesus Christ, how do you have a shit so big it blocks the toilet? ::blink::
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Now THAT is a big pile of shit!!!!!!!!
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I voted "Men are assholes" out of respect.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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sally Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:sally Wrote:He just doesn't like to clean or fix stuff. What the fuck did you marry? A lazy, retarded, man-child? ::nuts:: He's a state licensed contractor and built our house, he just doesn't like to fix stuff::dunno::. Not everyone is a bored old man like you,walking around the house with a hammer in their hand looking for something to work on Hey i have the same problem here.
He hates doing DIY.... sometimes i think he just likes to hear me nag::rollseyes::
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!
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sally Wrote:Middle Finger Wrote:sally Wrote:He just doesn't like to clean or fix stuff. What the fuck did you marry? A lazy, retarded, man-child? ::nuts:: He's a state licensed contractor and built our house, he just doesn't like to fix stuff::dunno::. Not everyone is a bored old man like you,walking around the house with a hammer in their hand looking for something to work on.
I meant, what the fuck did you marry, a lazy, state licensed, retarded man-child?
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:Freak magnet Wrote:~~~~~ WARNING ~~~~ TURD ALERT~~~~~~
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Dripping on the seat is my number one pet hate::bang::
Number two well......::angrier::
Any men here willing to admit its hilariously funny to leave giant turds floating down the lav. Turds so fucking BIG they block the the fucking toilet up for days (thank god i have to a second loo)
No it's not big and it not funny it's fucking disgusting ::batguy:: Jesus Christ, how do you have a shit so big it blocks the toilet? ::blink:: He says it's about three days worth ::dunno::
I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!
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That boy needs more fiber, he should be taking a dump at least daily.
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LuMPyPussy Wrote:That boy needs more fiber, he should be taking a dump at least daily. Listen.........Lumpy knows about poop. She is a poop Doctor or something.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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