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people who don't own mirrors
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it is the giving season. please contribute to the MOCK first annual full-length mirror drive, with illustrations of the poor afflicted souls in need of this worthy charity. thankyou. 2134


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Whoa...She's oozing...:;scared::
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#3
Pity the poor guy at the cash register... it must be a bitch living in a bubble.
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#4
She's gonna need another bottle of body lotion.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(11-19-2009, 07:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: She's gonna need another bottle of body lotion.
Hell yeah she's gonna need more, cause I'd lube her up and slither all over her.
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(11-19-2009, 07:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: She's gonna need another bottle of body lotion.

::lol::
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sinister, is that you?

















































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(11-19-2009, 07:33 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(11-19-2009, 07:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: She's gonna need another bottle of body lotion.
Hell yeah she's gonna need more, cause I'd lube her up and slither all over her.

You creepy little bastard.
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(11-19-2009, 07:42 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(11-19-2009, 07:33 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(11-19-2009, 07:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: She's gonna need another bottle of body lotion.
Hell yeah she's gonna need more, cause I'd lube her up and slither all over her.

You creepy little bastard.

You Tofu eating turd!!!!16
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(11-19-2009, 07:42 PM)LuMPyPussy Wrote:
(11-19-2009, 07:33 PM)twisteroo Wrote:
(11-19-2009, 07:29 PM)Maggot Wrote: She's gonna need another bottle of body lotion.
Hell yeah she's gonna need more, cause I'd lube her up and slither all over her.

You creepy little bastard.
::rotf::
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(11-19-2009, 07:23 PM)jackboots Wrote: it is the giving season. please contribute to the MOCK first annual full-length mirror drive, with illustrations of the poor afflicted souls in need of this worthy charity. thankyou. 2134

so you only see a problem with the height of this person ?::rotf:: a full length mirror would not do this figure justice !! it would slice off at least 10 inches on each side .

let me help you !

this lady is short and fat , her mirror needs to be full width !::laughp::
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(11-19-2009, 07:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: this lady is short and fat , her mirror needs to be full width !::laughp::

That wasn't too bad.

Keep trying! 11
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(11-19-2009, 07:23 PM)jackboots Wrote: it is the giving season. please contribute to the MOCK first annual full-length mirror drive, with illustrations of the poor afflicted souls in need of this worthy charity. thankyou. 2134


She's not fat... she's just smuggling out bags of cotton candy under her clothes!
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#14
google that 'people of walmart site', and you will see things that you cannot believe! ::rotf:: www.peopleofwalmart.com

















































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::blink::
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(11-19-2009, 08:25 PM)Maggot Wrote: ::blink::

HEY!!! WHERE did you find that guy! He's been missing for a while now. It's one of my favorite smilies.
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(11-19-2009, 08:20 PM)jackboots Wrote: google that 'people of walmart site', and you will see things that you cannot believe! ::rotf:: www.peopleofwalmart.com

Are you kidding me???

I live in WV. We have TWO walmarts within 5 miles of each other. TWO!!!

I've seen stuff that would put that website to shame. I would be too self-conscious to go around taking pictures of people though.

One of my biggest complaints, and this isn't just 'walmart' unfortunately, is that some people just plain REEK. What the fuck is up with that??? I've actually gotten to the point where I say something like "GOOD GOD!" when I pass by someone who smells horrible. They never seem to notice. Maybe I'll start carrying Lysol. I wonder if that would get their attention.
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(11-19-2009, 08:01 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:
(11-19-2009, 07:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: this lady is short and fat , her mirror needs to be full width !::laughp::

That wasn't too bad.

Keep trying! 11

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Like I need your fucking approval !105
Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.
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(11-19-2009, 10:11 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(11-19-2009, 08:01 PM)SyberBitch Wrote:
(11-19-2009, 07:53 PM)IMaDick Wrote: this lady is short and fat , her mirror needs to be full width !::laughp::

That wasn't too bad.

Keep trying! 11

Thanks .
Like I need your fucking approval !105

Don't you feel all 'warm and fuzzy' now??

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#20
here curds and whey are showing....52
Fug duh kund
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