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#1
08-25-2020, 04:40 PM
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08-25-2020, 05:19 PM
(08-25-2020, 04:40 PM)BigMark Wrote: [Image: tenor.gif?itemid=7361857]
I didn't watch the whole thing, does it have a happy ending?
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08-25-2020, 09:11 PM
THat guy has some serious shoulder blades

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08-25-2020, 09:29 PM
That's a gay image, I don't even want to watch it again.
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#5
08-25-2020, 10:11 PM
This has made a mockery of my Chinese sausage. Stupid jackass.
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08-25-2020, 10:37 PM
(08-25-2020, 10:11 PM)sally Wrote: This has made a mockery of my Chinese sausage. Stupid jackass.
Sorry, we didn't know you were Chinese and a man. Boy do we have egg foo young on our faces.
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08-25-2020, 11:34 PM
Shrimp dumplings, niggers! I'd like to see the chink who wants to challenge me on a dumpling. These are so good you wouldn't know what the fuck to do with yourself.


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08-25-2020, 11:43 PM
I am such a good cook. I suck at life otherwise, but I make damn good dumplings. Tomorrow chinese sausage fried rice.
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08-26-2020, 10:29 AM
I've never made anything like that in my life.
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08-26-2020, 11:05 AM
It looks amazing. And I bet it tastes amazing!

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08-26-2020, 04:09 PM
I guess it was a great spoof as she posted food in it.
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08-26-2020, 04:30 PM
What are those little seeds that look like mouse poop?
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08-26-2020, 05:13 PM
(08-26-2020, 04:30 PM)Duchess Wrote: What are those little seeds that look like mouse poop?
Mouse poop.
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08-26-2020, 05:13 PM
Umm sesame seeds. Jesus christ.
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08-26-2020, 05:15 PM
And these are the people voting for Biden. They don't even know what a goddamn sesame seed is.
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08-26-2020, 05:58 PM
(08-26-2020, 05:13 PM)sally Wrote: Umm sesame seeds. Jesus christ.

Oh c'mon. You know damn well I don't have anything like that in my kitchen, or you should. 
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08-26-2020, 06:34 PM
(08-26-2020, 05:15 PM)sally Wrote: And these are the people voting for Biden. They don't even know what a goddamn sesame seed is.
I know what sesame seed is. Mouse poop is black/brown, sesame seeds are white. Sesame seeds look more like my dandruff than mouse poop.
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#18
08-26-2020, 06:54 PM
Yes you fat retarded fuck, the sesame seeds on your daily hamburger bun is indeed white, but they come in black as well.
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08-26-2020, 07:03 PM
Black seeds matter!
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08-26-2020, 08:13 PM
Two all beef patty's special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun. If my taste buds were better I might care.
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