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UGH. I'D RATHER DIG A DITCH
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02-08-2021, 05:36 PM
Do you find joy in cooking? Is it fun for you?

Buying prepared food isn't a very healthy choice so I really do try not to go that route, but man, I fucking detest cooking.
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02-08-2021, 06:23 PM
It helps if someone else cleans the mess.
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02-08-2021, 06:42 PM
I ALWAYS offer to do cleanup if someone else will cook.
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02-08-2021, 10:02 PM
I make a lot of soups. Throw it all in a pot, cook it and done. Good way to use up vegetables.
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02-08-2021, 10:42 PM
If I lived by myself and didn't have to cook for anyone I would live off of veggie wraps. I buy the sprouted grain and flax seed spinach wraps and chop up a bunch of fresh veggies and add tuna fish or sliced boiled eggs for protein and olives and avacado for healthy fat and I'm good. A complete balanced easy meal.
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02-09-2021, 10:57 AM
(02-08-2021, 10:02 PM)sally Wrote: I make a lot of soups. Throw it all in a pot, cook it and done. Good way to use up vegetables.


I've done that. Weirdly, I don't ever mind making something if it will last for days, I'll do anything, ANYTHING, to get out of cooking.
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02-10-2021, 12:06 AM
I made some badass soup tonight, chicken stock, celery, leftover boiled new potatoes, carrots, black beans, cabbage, small handful of rice , onion powder, garlic powder, kosher salt, pepper, cayenne. Boiled that for a while then added cut up chicken breast. SMACK YO MAMMA GOOD!
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02-10-2021, 12:48 AM
I can't imagine being a someone who cooks for others every day and having your family not appreciate the hard work it takes to feed the ungrateful mouths.
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02-10-2021, 05:25 AM
I'm always ridiculously grateful to anyone who cooks for me.
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02-10-2021, 11:44 AM
How grateful? (whistles)
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02-10-2021, 12:52 PM
Cook for me and find out.   Smiley_emoticons_fies
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02-14-2021, 07:38 PM
Cooking is fun.  Washing the dishes afterwards is not.   Thankfully someone invented a dishwasher.
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02-14-2021, 08:50 PM
They didn't invent it, he just walked across the border.
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02-15-2021, 12:01 AM
(02-14-2021, 08:50 PM)BigMark Wrote: They didn't invent it, he just walked across the border.
What border? Dick Washer, the sweet old man with a lisp lived in Urinetown USA. Fascinating dickumentary on how the man who washed men's dicks came to wash dishes.
https://www.flickr.com/clang_mcfly

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02-15-2021, 01:00 AM
Border Collies are smarter.
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