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WHO ARE HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW,
WHILE 25,530 PEOPLE ARE KISSING,
AND 51,140 ARE HUGGING,
AND YOU . . . . . . . . .
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YOU'RE READING THIS! 
Carsman: Loves Living Large
Home is where you're treated the best, but complain the most!
Life is short, make the most of it, get outta here!
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I'm superior and can do 2 things at once.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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(05-15-2021, 10:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm superior and can do 2 things at once.
Yeah, but how well can you do the 2 things? While you were reading this, you stuck your dick in your wife's bellybutton.
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I could probably knit a sweater and fuck if I knew how to knit a sweater.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
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I can't multi-task while fucking.
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Sometimes I hum the Bonanza theme.
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I would laugh so hard. Laugh & laugh. That's a good thing, not a bad thing. Laughter is happiness.
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