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THERE ARE 14,230 PEOPLE . . . . . . .
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WHO ARE HAVING SEX RIGHT NOW,


WHILE 25,530 PEOPLE ARE KISSING,

AND 51,140 ARE HUGGING,

AND YOU . . . . . . . . .

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YOU'RE READING THIS! hah
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#2
I'm superior and can do 2 things at once.
Remember we're all in the same storm, just not in the same ship.
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#3
(05-15-2021, 10:12 PM)Maggot Wrote: I'm superior and can do 2 things at once.

Yeah, but how well can you do the 2 things? While you were reading this, you stuck your dick in your wife's bellybutton.
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#4
I could probably knit a sweater and fuck if I knew how to knit a sweater.
Remember we're all in the same storm, just not in the same ship.
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#5
I can't multi-task while fucking.
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#6
Sometimes I hum the Bonanza theme.
Remember we're all in the same storm, just not in the same ship.
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#7
I would laugh so hard. Laugh & laugh. That's a good thing, not a bad thing. Laughter is happiness.
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