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(09-13-2022, 06:35 PM)Piglet Wrote: Im watching the Broncos v Seahawks. Why is it nescessary to wear tights, like a Russian ballet dancer. All a bit gay.
I laughed out loud when I saw what the Seahawks were wearing. That color. Wooooo.
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(09-13-2022, 06:35 PM)Piglet Wrote: Im watching the Broncos v Seahawks. Why is it nescessary to wear tights, like a Russian ballet dancer. All a bit gay.
I'm glaad to see them embrace their homosexuality. They used to be known as the Semen Dripping Cocks before the PC police made them change it.
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Says the guy with the tiny boner.
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The camera view from behind the quarter back is good, you can see the field of play in front of you, and realise how simple the game is. The possibilities in regards to deception, trickery, tactics are almost limitless, but you Americans prefer long ball or run at the defence hoping to snatch a yard.
Im not being nasty, the American mind compared to the British one leaves a lot to be desired, as has been said by many doctors on comparing the frontal lobes on dissection. Usually it takes a doctor and an orderly to lift a British brain they are so heavy.
All that would be needed, to turn a poor NFL team into superbowl winners is an english quarterback from Liverpool. As long as the Americans do as they are told, and not spend time watching themselves on tv, twiddling their thumbs, and paying attention, fat chance of that, all will be well.
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(09-14-2022, 06:45 AM)Piglet Wrote: Usually it takes a doctor and an orderly to lift a British brain they are so heavy.
Is that from eating all the boogers, or because you guys have such a huge ego?
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(09-14-2022, 06:45 AM)Piglet Wrote: All that would be needed, to turn a poor NFL team into superbowl winners is an english quarterback from Liverpool.
I have an Aussie on my team--Jordan Mailata. He's an offensive tackle and he's huuuuge. He's 6'8" and 366 lbs. He's a former professional rugby player. He's so fun to watch and he's got a great sense of humor. We are lucky to have him.
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(09-14-2022, 12:03 AM)BigMark Wrote: Says the guy with the tiny boner.
My penis is tiny, my boner is HUUUUUUGE!
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(09-14-2022, 06:45 AM)Piglet Wrote: The camera view from behind the quarter back is good, you can see the field of play in front of you, and realise how simple the game is. The possibilities in regards to deception, trickery, tactics are almost limitless, but you Americans prefer long ball or run at the defence hoping to snatch a yard.
Im not being nasty, the American mind compared to the British one leaves a lot to be desired, as has been said by many doctors on comparing the frontal lobes on dissection. Usually it takes a doctor and an orderly to lift a British brain they are so heavy.
All that would be needed, to turn a poor NFL team into superbowl winners is an english quarterback from Liverpool. As long as the Americans do as they are told, and not spend time watching themselves on tv, twiddling their thumbs, and paying attention, fat chance of that, all will be well.
https://youtu.be/uBQiaR4h8ME