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A note for Chang.
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#1
11-18-2022, 09:33 AM
I dont know if you read a post elsewhere, so im posting this.  Your nocturnal pee problems would indicate severe  problems in an 80 year old, you need to see a doctor, now.   Oh, being in America, that means you will have to pay seven thousand dollars  a second.

Just being sarky.
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#2
11-18-2022, 11:20 AM
Twat? I cunt hear you. I have you on ignore.
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#3
11-18-2022, 06:02 PM
The only thing you ignore is important clues from woman.
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11-18-2022, 06:59 PM
(11-18-2022, 06:02 PM)BigMark Wrote: The only thing you ignore is important clues from woman.

So true. I wouldn't know a woman is interested in me even if she grabbed my dick and started sucking.
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11-18-2022, 07:27 PM
If she makes a big production of swallowing, marry her.
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11-18-2022, 11:56 PM
(11-18-2022, 07:27 PM)BigMark Wrote: If she makes a big production of swallowing, marry her.

If she swallows, I'm calling the cops and have her arrested for eating babies.





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11-19-2022, 04:14 AM
Gulp

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11-19-2022, 04:16 AM
This one time at work
Just before Thanksgiving in fact
I made a joke about Turkeys and I said, "Gobble Gobble" but I made the joke at the wrong time. I was so innocent back then lol, shocked the fuck out of everyone.

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11-19-2022, 08:53 AM
I posted this out of concern for your welfare, my sarcasm was aimed at your medical system not you.  Now explain your foul mouthed rant, otherwise i might come over there and box your ears, like your father should have.
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11-19-2022, 09:33 AM
Then mail them to Uranus.
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11-19-2022, 11:50 AM
Please stop calling him Chang. It's Clang, with an L.
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11-19-2022, 01:39 PM
(11-19-2022, 11:50 AM)Duchess Wrote: Please stop calling him Chang. It's Clang, with an L.

I don't mind being called Chang.


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#13
11-19-2022, 02:25 PM
Leave Chang alone, Piglet.
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11-19-2022, 02:25 PM
Well alrighty then.   44
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11-19-2022, 06:14 PM
(11-18-2022, 06:59 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-18-2022, 06:02 PM)BigMark Wrote: The only thing you ignore is important clues from woman.

So true. I wouldn't know a woman is interested in me even if she grabbed my dick and started sucking.

(11-18-2022, 07:27 PM)BigMark Wrote: If she makes a big production of swallowing, marry her.

It's not advised to swallow old man's sperm, you'll get cancer.
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11-19-2022, 06:24 PM
And a Porsche.
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11-20-2022, 02:50 AM
(11-19-2022, 06:24 PM)BigMark Wrote: And a Porsche.

Or a crappy 2017 Hyundai Accent. And a 20 pound bottle of Listerine.
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11-20-2022, 12:50 PM
(11-20-2022, 02:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-19-2022, 06:24 PM)BigMark Wrote: And a Porsche.

Or a crappy 2017 Hyundai Accent. And a 20 pound bottle of Listerine.

The bartender asks, "What's the occasion?"
As he's downing the fifth shot, the guy replies, "First blowjob."
The bartender says, "Congratulations, let me give you one more on the house!"
The guy says, "No thanks, if five doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, one more won't help.
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11-20-2022, 02:20 PM
LOL

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11-20-2022, 04:22 PM
(11-20-2022, 12:50 PM)BigMark Wrote:
(11-20-2022, 02:50 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(11-19-2022, 06:24 PM)BigMark Wrote: And a Porsche.

Or a crappy 2017 Hyundai Accent. And a 20 pound bottle of Listerine.

The bartender asks, "What's the occasion?"
As he's downing the fifth shot, the guy replies, "First blowjob."
The bartender says, "Congratulations, let me give you one more on the house!"
The guy says, "No thanks, if five doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, one more won't help.

hah
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