Are you cynical?

[SyberBitch]

Bitches

Its funny, because we met on another forum where Syber had requested a script to be written to accomplish a task on the MUD she played with just a few keystrokes instead of typing it all out by hand. I wrote that script. We kept talking. I wrote more scripts for her (for quite awhile this was one of my big hobbies since I love to program), and I liked writing her scripts because she actually has a brain and wanted GOOD stuff that was USEFUL and had PURPOSE and also she was able to DESCRIBE what she wanted. So we became friends, ended up finding out we share the same career, and then she led me here. All in the space of what? 6 weeks? 8?

Ok, so I'm a little crazy. So what?

So... I'm inadvertently responsible for the Mock overhaul.

::lol::

[Freak magnet]

I have a really shit memory so lying is pointless.
I'm also really boring :|
Some random shit, I used to 'collect' Reptiles. I used to be a Special Constable... and I once went to Russia (school ex)...all 100% true





Come on fuckers, tell us some random TRUE shit.

[LuMPyPussy]

I've experimented with drugs in my youth and the one time I tried LSD made me wildly paranoid.

[Maggot]

I had a pet raccoon once his name was "bandit" I had to get rid of him because he got his hands stuck in my Dads beard and got pissed because he could not get them untangled, they growl, I never knew that until then.

[Freak magnet]

I once had a Nipple pierced ...I was dared.
I don't have it anymore

[sally]

I had a pet raccoon once his name was "bandit" I had to get rid of him because he got his hands stuck in my Dads beard and got pissed because he could not get them untangled, they growl, I never knew that until then.

The same thing happened to my dad except it was a little monkey who got stuck in his beard and we were at the races. The little bastard went crazy and the owner had to pry him off. I guess you shouldn't pick up strange animals if you have a beard ::lol::

[Maggot]

I once had a Nipple pierced ...I was dared.
I don't have it anymore

I still have all my nipples.

[Duchess]

My Mom sent me to charm school ...She was VERY concerned because I was such a tomboy & she feared for my femininity 'cuz all I wanted to do was either be on the back of a horse or follow my brothers around...Whatta pandoras box that opened when I did discover my feminine side..

[Cynical Ninja]

When I was a kid I was the GM of a dungeons and dragons campaign where the countryside was over run by giants and the players were hired as mercenaries to kill them all. One kid Darren decided to go charging in with his elf character, big mistake, a frost giant killed his character he had spent three years levelling up and fine tuning. He ripped up his character sheet and stormed out, I never saw him again.

[Freak magnet]

I once had a bunk up in a dentist chair

[SyberBitch]

I had a pet raccoon once his name was "bandit" I had to get rid of him because he got his hands stuck in my Dads beard and got pissed because he could not get them untangled, they growl, I never knew that until then.

::lol::

Raccoons can be mean bastards, and they get BIG too. I've known people who had a few of them. Mostly they were cute though.

Random true shit about me... hmmm....

Hell, wasn't the 'empowerment dance' thing enough??? ::lol::

You guys know enough weird shit about me already.

[SyberBitch]

I once had a Nipple pierced ...I was dared.
I don't have it anymore

The piercing? Or the nipple??? ::scared::

[Middle Finger]

I've encountered so many liars online that I tend to automatically disbelieve some of their stories. Someone that claimed to be a young woman was actually a middle aged man. Someone that claimed to be dying of cancer ended up in another forum with a new name, very much alive and healthy.

Most of the time I've been right, they were lying their asses off but one time there was a young woman in her early thirties that had a sister show up one day to announce she had died of a Tylenol overdose. Sounds pretty strange, right? And this woman was known as an attention whore, online and hitting on the guys there at least 12 hours a day, every day. So I felt pretty bad when I questioned the story and an obituary was eventually posted. Oops.

It seems the biggest lie people make up is about their health, though. Or the health of a family member, like Saint Jives does. Is it for sympathy? Can't they get by just having a sense of humor and some intelligence? I don't get it.

Well chalk that up to one more reason to like me ... I don't do any of that shit.

[Freak magnet]

I once had a Nipple pierced ...I was dared.
I don't have it anymore

The piercing? Or the nipple??? ::scared::

The piercing.

[The Antagonist]

I used to work with my friend at her handicapped riding school.
I always worked for myself with the exception of two jobs, as a hairdresser and at an equestrian supply company.

I dabbled in drugs all throughout the '70's and I'm not opposed to dabbling now and again if I have a reliable source. I spent my whole junior year in high school on acid. Oh hell, it wasn't dabbling it was more like wallowing!

I got accepted to the NY School of Art and Design but my mother wouldn't let me go to high school in Manhattan - bitch.

I have multiple tattoos and piercings.

I ride horses and motorcycles. I prefer horses.

I have a handbag and shoe fetish. (lumpy, they put another of those bags up on Ebay today )

[Maggot]

I used to work with my friend at her handicapped riding school.
I always worked for myself with the exception of two jobs, as a hairdresser and at an equestrian supply company.

I dabbled in drugs all throughout the '70's and I'm not opposed to dabbling now and again if I have a reliable source. I spent my whole junior year in high school on acid. Oh hell, it wasn't dabbling it was more like wallowing!

I got accepted to the NY School of Art and Design but my mother wouldn't let me go to high school in Manhattan - bitch.

I have multiple tattoos and piercings.

I ride horses and motorcycles. I prefer horses.

I have a handbag and shoe fetish. (lumpy, they put another of those bags up on Ebay today )

She said ONE thing.

[The Antagonist]

Too bad. Shut up. Deal with it.

[Freak magnet]

I own two Taranulas ( one spiderling the size of a pea and one big fuckoff one. - I'll post a picture later when I can be arsed)
....and I have two in-growing toenails:.|

[SyberBitch]

I own two Taranulas ( one spiderling the size of a pea and one big fuckoff one. - I'll post a picture later when I can be arsed)
....and I have two in-growing toenails:.|

Pictures of creepy spiders... ok

pictures of gross ingrown toenails...



::lol::