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#21
11-01-2024, 05:18 PM
They eat cats, not dogs. And ducks. They love ducks, but not in a good way.
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#22
11-02-2024, 06:01 AM
If you ever got goosed by a duck you'll never forget it.
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#23
11-02-2024, 07:31 AM
I know it hurts like a motherfucker when a Canadian goose does it.
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#24
11-02-2024, 07:46 AM
I went to a quiz night on Thursday and one of the questions was......

Q. What is the North American name for reindeer?

A. I said Moose! the answer was caribou. I never would have gotten that.
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#25
11-02-2024, 08:00 AM
I don't Caribou about a moose whiz.
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#26
11-02-2024, 08:43 AM
I'm hopeless. I knew that make up artists prefer Max Factor but the other team members didn't believe me because they thought I was such a dummy and they chose L'Oreal. I was really mad they didn't believe me with that one.
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#27
11-02-2024, 01:02 PM
(11-02-2024, 08:00 AM)BigMark Wrote: I don't Caribou about a moose whiz.

I just got this Mark. I am Irish. It can take a few seconds for a cheap gag to land.
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#28
11-02-2024, 01:39 PM
I was hoping you didn't have a gag reflex.
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#29
11-05-2024, 08:08 AM
Boys are so gross.
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#30
11-05-2024, 12:29 PM
And yucky.
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#31
11-05-2024, 09:24 PM
Boys are snotty. Boys pick their noses.
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#32
11-05-2024, 10:47 PM
(11-05-2024, 09:24 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Boys are snotty. Boys pick their noses.

I'm snot picking my nose, I'm secretly flipping you off. 86  47
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#33
Yesterday, 02:18 AM
Snot rockets the farmer handkerchief
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Yesterday, 06:50 AM
Not in the mood for boys today.
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Yesterday, 12:44 PM
Eat some cheetos and make my disco stick neon orange!
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#36
6 hours ago
I know you are not Orange Mark. You are too cool.
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I think our "man of the hour" color is like the "cantaloupe".   hah

What color do any of you think he looks like?  
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