Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

[Clang McFly]

Wondering if Duchess had a Pu pu platter.

It was a moist Pu pu splatter.......platter.

[rothschild]

That does it for this Thanksgiving thread.

[BigMark]

That's not a chocolate milk mustache.

[Duchess]

You fuckers.  

[Duchess]

Wondering if Duchess had a Pu pu platter.

Nah. I had some sweet potato casserole, some stuffin', a bunch of veggies dipped in ranch, a piece of pecan pie that gave me terrible heartburn. I was like WTF. I can count on one hand the number of times I've had heartburn in my life.

[Clang McFly]

Wondering if Duchess had a Pu pu platter.

Nah. I had some sweet potato casserole, some stuffin', a bunch of veggies dipped in ranch, a piece of pecan pie that gave me terrible heartburn. I was like WTF. I can count on one hand the number of times I've had heartburn in my life.

Heartburn, my nemesis. Curse my old age and love of spicy food.

[rothschild]

Wondering if Duchess had a Pu pu platter.

Nah. I had some sweet potato casserole, some stuffin', a bunch of veggies dipped in ranch, a piece of pecan pie that gave me terrible heartburn. I was like WTF. I can count on one hand the number of times I've had heartburn in my life.

I ate too much turkey. I'm mostly vegetarian but that turkey was calling out to me.

[username]

Wondering if Duchess had a Pu pu platter.

Nah. I had some sweet potato casserole, some stuffin', a bunch of veggies dipped in ranch, a piece of pecan pie that gave me terrible heartburn. I was like WTF. I can count on one hand the number of times I've had heartburn in my life.

I ate too much turkey. I'm mostly vegetarian but that turkey was calling out to me.

Tryptopain. I was sick last night for all the food. I cooked a really good turkey but the gravy I made?  Wisely my husband didn’t complain but it just wasn’t good. I’ve never mastered gravy and it’s not rocket science. I think last night’s fail was (in part) because I followed a recipe that included using some white wine to deglaze the roasting pan. I don’t think white wine belongs anywhere in turkey gravy. I should have only used turkey or chicken broth.

[MirahM]

That does it for this Thanksgiving thread. 

Oh no.
What happened. Do I even want to go back and look? Clang-don't bother answering! I know it was you! You Poo! 

I survived Thanksgiving. Too long and too many details to go into detail and bore anyone else with fucking family drama.

I was planning on staying away for Christmas, but no, they insist I return! INSIST

[MirahM]

Wondering if Duchess had a Pu pu platter.

Nah. I had some sweet potato casserole, some stuffin', a bunch of veggies dipped in ranch, a piece of pecan pie that gave me terrible heartburn. I was like WTF. I can count on one hand the number of times I've had heartburn in my life.

I ate too much turkey. I'm mostly vegetarian but that turkey was calling out to me.

Tryptopain. I was sick last night for all the food. I cooked a really good turkey but the gravy I made?  Wisely my husband didn’t complain but it just wasn’t good. I’ve never mastered gravy and it’s not rocket science. I think last night’s fail was (in part) because I followed a recipe that included using some white wine to deglaze the roasting pan. I don’t think white wine belongs anywhere in turkey gravy. I should have only used turkey or chicken broth.

I have not mastered gravy yet. Or sauces where one needs to have the perfect temp and stiring speed etc etc

[MirahM]

Wondering if Duchess had a Pu pu platter.

Nah. I had some sweet potato casserole, some stuffin', a bunch of veggies dipped in ranch, a piece of pecan pie that gave me terrible heartburn. I was like WTF. I can count on one hand the number of times I've had heartburn in my life.

I ate too much turkey. I'm mostly vegetarian but that turkey was calling out to me.

I ate way too much. And had no shame when they told people to take left overs-they were traveling the next day and couldn't keep any of it in the fridge. I helped them out with that!
Had some tasty sweet potato mash and a squash you would have loved Rothschild. It was amazing!

[Clang McFly]

Wondering if Duchess had a Pu pu platter.

Nah. I had some sweet potato casserole, some stuffin', a bunch of veggies dipped in ranch, a piece of pecan pie that gave me terrible heartburn. I was like WTF. I can count on one hand the number of times I've had heartburn in my life.

I ate too much turkey. I'm mostly vegetarian but that turkey was calling out to me.

Tryptopain. I was sick last night for all the food. I cooked a really good turkey but the gravy I made?  Wisely my husband didn’t complain but it just wasn’t good. I’ve never mastered gravy and it’s not rocket science. I think last night’s fail was (in part) because I followed a recipe that included using some white wine to deglaze the roasting pan. I don’t think white wine belongs anywhere in turkey gravy. I should have only used turkey or chicken broth.

I have not mastered gravy yet. Or sauces where one needs to have the perfect temp and stiring speed etc etc

I've "mastered" "gravy". Both brown and white. 

Sorry. I'll go fuck off now.