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better than that Peter Luger sauce?
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01-23-2010, 06:19 PM
CANTON, Ohio -- A Canton man remains in jail after being arrested for urinating on a meat counter at a Wal-Mart store.

According to Lt. Linda Brown of the Canton Police Department, Robert T. Jenkins, 21, of Canton, was arrested at 1:30 a.m. Friday morning and charged with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct.

Police say Jenkins was arrested after they responded to a call from an employee at the Wal-Mart store on Atlantic Blvd. NE, claiming a man walked up to the meat counter and began urinating on the steaks, destroying more than $600 dollars in meat.

According to Lt. Brown, it is not yet known if alcohol or drugs played a role in Brown's actions. Smiley_emoticons_shocked

He is currently being held in the Stark County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond.


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01-23-2010, 06:23 PM
Some poor cow died so that meat could be sold to Wal-Mart customers. May this motherfucker rot in hell!

How was that, OP?
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01-23-2010, 06:24 PM
I'm afraid the acidity in the urine might break down the meat.
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01-23-2010, 06:55 PM
Well, if trhe guy's name was Peter Luger..and he whacked off on the meat, then they would be covered with Peter Lugar sauce
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01-23-2010, 06:59 PM
I am 100% totally offended and hurt by this thread title.
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01-23-2010, 07:01 PM
(01-23-2010, 06:55 PM)QueenBee Wrote: Well, if trhe guy's name was Peter Luger..and he whacked off on the meat, then they would be covered with Peter Lugar sauce
i suppose then it would be jerk sauce. 94


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01-23-2010, 07:53 PM
I'm surprised they didn't just package it and sell it as 'marinated' steak.
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01-23-2010, 07:56 PM
Some people should just not be allowed in Wal-marts.
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01-24-2010, 03:49 AM
Holy Fuck...Can you imagine haveing a FELONY on your record for life for pissing on meat at WalMart? 28 115
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01-24-2010, 09:13 PM
Hey, is it just me or does that guy look like Instigator?
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01-24-2010, 09:30 PM
(01-24-2010, 09:13 PM)sally Wrote: Hey, is it just me or does that guy look like Instigator?

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