better than that Peter Luger sauce?

[Lady Cop]

CANTON, Ohio -- A Canton man remains in jail after being arrested for urinating on a meat counter at a Wal-Mart store.

According to Lt. Linda Brown of the Canton Police Department, Robert T. Jenkins, 21, of Canton, was arrested at 1:30 a.m. Friday morning and charged with felony vandalism and disorderly conduct.

Police say Jenkins was arrested after they responded to a call from an employee at the Wal-Mart store on Atlantic Blvd. NE, claiming a man walked up to the meat counter and began urinating on the steaks, destroying more than $600 dollars in meat.

According to Lt. Brown, it is not yet known if alcohol or drugs played a role in Brown's actions.

He is currently being held in the Stark County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond.


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[LuMPyPussy]

Some poor cow died so that meat could be sold to Wal-Mart customers. May this motherfucker rot in hell!

How was that, OP?

[username]

I'm afraid the acidity in the urine might break down the meat.

[QueenBee]

Well, if trhe guy's name was Peter Luger..and he whacked off on the meat, then they would be covered with Peter Lugar sauce

[Middle Finger]

I am 100% totally offended and hurt by this thread title.

[Lady Cop]

Well, if trhe guy's name was Peter Luger..and he whacked off on the meat, then they would be covered with Peter Lugar sauce

i suppose then it would be jerk sauce.


::vomit::

[SyberBitch]

I'm surprised they didn't just package it and sell it as 'marinated' steak.

[twisteroo]

Some people should just not be allowed in Wal-marts.

[FAHQTOO]

Holy Fuck...Can you imagine haveing a FELONY on your record for life for pissing on meat at WalMart?

[sally]

Hey, is it just me or does that guy look like Instigator?

[username]

Hey, is it just me or does that guy look like Instigator?

All black people look alike to you.