The NEW and IMPROVED utterly fucking pointless thread

[The Antagonist]

How do I merge Italian and n-word? Nigalian?

Easy - SICILIAN

[Cynical Ninja]

I am now remembering the Dennis Hopper "Sicilians were spawned by n-words" speech in the film True Romance.

[LuMPyPussy]

Oh man, that's one of my favorite scenes in a movie EVER. You can't beat the craziness of Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken together.

[Cynical Ninja]

It's a classic scene, excellent script and excellent acting produce movie excellence.

"What we got going on here is a game of show and tell, you show me everything, you tell me nothing".

[SyberBitch]

Oh man, that's one of my favorite scenes in a movie EVER. You can't beat the craziness of Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken together.

Never seen it.

I just looked it up though and WHAT a cast!! Holy crap.

Netflix has it, but not streaming. :(

[Duchess]

Where's my fuckin' BlackBerry ?...Jesus Christ...

[LuMPyPussy]

Oh man, that's one of my favorite scenes in a movie EVER. You can't beat the craziness of Dennis Hopper and Christopher Walken together.

Never seen it.

I just looked it up though and WHAT a cast!! Holy crap.

Netflix has it, but not streaming. :(

It's held up well, I just re-watched it recently and still enjoyed the hell out of it.

[LuMPyPussy]

I just downloaded the most annoying/funny ringtone ever... it'll probably drive me crazy(er) in a very short time.

[Middle Finger]

How do I merge Italian and n-word? Nigalian?

Oh look, someone edited my post to say 'n-word.' Come on, show some creativity in your censorship.

I didn't edit your post. The word filter I was testing did that automatically.

Don't worry, I just chalk it up on the mile-high pile of incorrect assumptions and accusations I always get thrown at me.

[LuMPyPussy]

I googled the last name mentioned and found out she's real so I'm going to assume the rest of this is true as well. That second one is kind of amazing.

Darwin Award winners revealed

Two bank robbers have been declared winners of the 2009 Darwin Awards after they blew themselves up while trying to crack open a cash machine.

The Belgian pair used so much explosive to get their hands on the money that they destroyed the whole bank building.

When police arrived at the scene, they found one of them with severe head injuries, and rushed him to hospital where he died shortly after arrival.

Investigators initially assumed that his accomplice had managed a getaway, but the second one's body was excavated from the debris twelve hours later.

Wendy Northcutt, the founder of the annual awards, declared them the 2009 winners of the Darwin Awards, given to those "doing the most to improve the human gene pool by removing themselves from it".

The bank robbers just edged ahead of their main rival Shawn Motero who was stuck in a traffic crawl in Florida when he needed to answer a call of nature.

With no toilet handy, he got out of the car before jumping over a concrete wall to find a more secluded spot.

Unfortunately, the 30-year-old had not realized he was on a bridge, and fell 65 feet to his death. Award organizers said it proved you should "look before you leak".

In third place was the first ever woman to be nominated for the award. Rosanne Tippett drove her moped into a flooded river, despite the warning signs.

She was rescued by police, but died after jumping back into the river in an attempt to recover the two-wheeler.

[LuMPyPussy]

That second one is true as well:

http://www.wftv.com/news/15873511/detail.html

[The Antagonist]

Does anyone else notice how Julie's posts, when not raging on with her racism, resemble the bizarreness of BROTHER's stuff quite a bit?

[LuMPyPussy]

Does anyone else notice how Julie's posts, when not raging on with her racism, resemble the bizarreness of BROTHER's stuff quite a bit?

Yes I have, that why I keep mentioning BROTHER.

[LuMPyPussy]

No comments about the guy that stepped off an overpass to go take a leak?

Tough crowd.

[Julie]

Lumpy!

[The Antagonist]

Your originality knows no limits.

[LuMPyPussy]

Your originality knows no limits.

I think BROTHER has actually posted that photo here at one time or another.

This is getting kind of spooky, if you'll excuse the pun.

[Julie]

I am Brother, here me roar.






No - I am Moose

No- I am anyone you don't like.













Paranoid CavernTwat

[LuMPyPussy]

Frank doesn't like large sigs, you might consider resizing it before he actually deletes it for you.

[Julie]

Frank may do as he pleases. This is his house & I am just a guest.

You will continue to be poked in the eye until he removes it.