09-15-2010, 08:07 PM
My Qualifications:
1. I never smoke crack in front of my children
2. If I got busted for drugs I would "Sing like a Canary."
3. I don't believe in paying child support.
4. I was fired from my last job because of "Artistic Differences"
with the boss. Oh, and I also hurt my back at work and nobody
can prove that I didn't!
5. I use Fugly Cream daily.
6. I take a bath and change my clothes weekly.
7. I spend my whole Disability Check in one night at the bar and
then I cry to anybody who will listen about how broke I am.
8. I got my PC at "Rent-a-Center".
9. I already told my kids that they won't be going to Harvard.
10. I will be your true friend until 30 seconds after you loan me
money.
11. The first thing I fix is the blame.
1. I never smoke crack in front of my children
2. If I got busted for drugs I would "Sing like a Canary."
3. I don't believe in paying child support.
4. I was fired from my last job because of "Artistic Differences"
with the boss. Oh, and I also hurt my back at work and nobody
can prove that I didn't!
5. I use Fugly Cream daily.
6. I take a bath and change my clothes weekly.
7. I spend my whole Disability Check in one night at the bar and
then I cry to anybody who will listen about how broke I am.
8. I got my PC at "Rent-a-Center".
9. I already told my kids that they won't be going to Harvard.
10. I will be your true friend until 30 seconds after you loan me
money.
11. The first thing I fix is the blame.