In 3 weeks I go through a "body scanner" at the Airport

[Carsman]

So I have mixed feelings about that. On one hand it's supposed to be for my increased security. I welcome increased securitry. However, on the other hand, it is really an invasion of my privacy. Yes, the people viewing the scanner are in a room off site, with no correlation between scan, face, and name. So for all intensive purposes, it's anonymous.

It's either the body scanner, or opt for a "full body" pat down, so . .

DO YOU OBJECT TO AIRPORT BODY SCANNERS?

Oh please ... either option would likely be the best sexual experience of the year for someone like you.

Guess you speak from expeience, since heard you requested the "pat down" 4 times!