time to do your 2011 calendar

[Lady Cop]

all birthdays and anniversaries are neatly penned in, in red ink. as if that wasn't compulsive enough, i use a very nice ecard site and i have scheduled all cards for delivery in 2011. so if i drop dead, people will still get a birthday card from me. it will freak them the fuck out. i like the idea of freaking people out from the grave. heh heh