time to do your 2011 calendar

[Cracker]

If I know you well enough to get you a gift, I know your birthday. If I wrote everyone else's down, I would have to interact with them or knowingly be an asshole for ignoring their birthday. I choose ignorance. Losers will remind you about it anyway. Cool people don't remind you and don't expect anything. I keep everthing else in my head. I can remember if it is important to me. If it is work related, they feel the need to send out 50 fucking email reminders, so I don't bother to remember.