Questions for men (or butchy women)

[Cracker]

I don't know the answer to any of those questions, but I do know that Miracle Grow works wonders on my rose bushes.

I think that's what I'm going to do. Weed B Gone, Miracle Grow, and maybe a small chainsaw to trim the tree. Might hire that one out so I don't lose an arm. I'll also drag out the pressure washer for the house and decks. Other than that, I'm not investing much more for outside.

I might break the basketball goal they have tipped over in another neighbor's yard. That would be the biggest home improvement project I can think of.