Paper towels

[Cracker]

Wiping clean hands (I'm assuming you washed them if you are wanting to "wipe" them) on paper towels is wasteful. That's what kitchen towels are for. Paper towels are for soaking up grease, putting over bowls of chili you are reheating in the microwave, and cleaning. You don't know how to work paper towels.

All I need to know is when they are gone ,and how long it takes for them to get replaced with a new roll, the rest of that shit is irrelevant

I think thekid had a point with the toilet paper. Who changes that? Would you sit on the toilet with a dirty ass for two days? Use a sock? Skip it until a new roll appeared? I know you shit a bunch because you are skinny. Skinny people shit like elephants.