02-17-2011, 10:52 PM
I think you would cry more if you were married to a woman like me. I think you would drink protein shakes and use the dick pump gathering dust in your closet because you would be threatened by my lack of helplessness. I don't need a rescue.
I would also beat your ass with the empty paper towel roll if you used the last one and didn't change it.
I would also beat your ass with the empty paper towel roll if you used the last one and didn't change it.