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Paper towels
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(02-17-2011, 10:52 PM)Cracker Wrote: I think you would cry more if you were married to a woman like me. I think you would drink protein shakes and use the dick pump gathering dust in your closet because you would be threatened by my lack of helplessness. I don't need a rescue.

I would also beat your ass with the empty paper towel roll if you used the last one and didn't change it.

Are you proposing to me?Smiley_emoticons_shocked

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Paper towels - by IMaDick - 02-17-2011, 08:38 PM
RE: Paper towels - by Lady Cop - 02-17-2011, 08:46 PM
RE: Paper towels - by Duchess - 02-17-2011, 08:51 PM
RE: Paper towels - by username - 02-17-2011, 08:52 PM
RE: Paper towels - by Duchess - 02-17-2011, 08:54 PM
RE: Paper towels - by Lady Cop - 02-17-2011, 08:56 PM
RE: Paper towels - by IMaDick - 02-17-2011, 09:24 PM
RE: Paper towels - by thekid65 - 02-17-2011, 09:25 PM
RE: Paper towels - by IMaDick - 02-17-2011, 09:26 PM
RE: Paper towels - by thekid65 - 02-17-2011, 09:50 PM
RE: Paper towels - by IMaDick - 02-17-2011, 09:52 PM
RE: Paper towels - by Duchess - 02-17-2011, 09:29 PM
RE: Paper towels - by Cracker - 02-17-2011, 09:31 PM
RE: Paper towels - by IMaDick - 02-17-2011, 09:33 PM
RE: Paper towels - by Cracker - 02-17-2011, 09:41 PM
RE: Paper towels - by IMaDick - 02-17-2011, 09:50 PM
RE: Paper towels - by Duchess - 02-17-2011, 09:42 PM
RE: Paper towels - by thekid65 - 02-17-2011, 10:12 PM
RE: Paper towels - by IMaDick - 02-17-2011, 10:20 PM
RE: Paper towels - by Cracker - 02-17-2011, 10:35 PM
RE: Paper towels - by IMaDick - 02-17-2011, 10:45 PM
RE: Paper towels - by Cracker - 02-17-2011, 10:52 PM
RE: Paper towels - by IMaDick - 02-18-2011, 10:37 PM
RE: Paper towels - by Maggot - 02-18-2011, 10:39 PM
RE: Paper towels - by IMaDick - 02-18-2011, 10:45 PM
RE: Paper towels - by Cracker - 02-18-2011, 10:41 PM
RE: Paper towels - by Cracker - 02-18-2011, 10:43 PM
RE: Paper towels - by IMaDick - 02-18-2011, 10:46 PM
RE: Paper towels - by Cracker - 02-18-2011, 10:44 PM
RE: Paper towels - by Cracker - 02-18-2011, 10:53 PM