Paper towels

[IMaDick]

I took the last towel off the roll in the kitchen two days ago and this female who promised to love and honor me has not put a new roll of towels on the towel rack.

what exactly does she expect for me to wipe my hands on?

If she thinks for one minute I'm going to put a new roll on there she needs therapy or something.

She knows damn well that is not my job, it's woman's work.

STFU and wipe it on your pants like every other man in America does?

Chicken shit motherfuckers, What ever happened to the real men who kept their wives working in the house, what if I wanted to invite the divorcee from across the road over for breakfast or something and there were no paper towels on the roll?

She would think that I married a lazy woman, I wouldn't want her to get the wrong idea, would I ?