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70 is the new 40
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03-26-2011, 02:15 PM
(03-26-2011, 01:14 PM)Cracker Wrote: I noticed at 40 that I have to watch what I eat now and exercise. I stopped drinking sodas (loved my Coke, had to let it go) and started eating healthier. I don't want to be an "old" 70.

I also don't want to hump OP. Thirty years won't increase his attractiveness to me, and if I am stuck in an old folk's home and can't yell for help, I may find a tiny ginger pumping away when I wake up from my nap...

That is my nightmare.

I wouldn't touch you with iamadicks dick.

The thought of you in a state of sexual arousal chills me to the bone and makes me sick to the very depths of my mortal soul.

I bet I could strike a match on your face.

Your husbands reward was surely a place in heaven after being married to you.

We need to punish the French, ignore the Germans and forgive the Russians - Condoleezza Rice.
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Messages In This Thread
70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-25-2011, 12:29 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Duchess - 03-25-2011, 12:41 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by thekid65 - 03-27-2011, 11:09 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cynical Ninja - 03-25-2011, 01:06 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Midwest Spy - 03-25-2011, 01:13 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cynical Ninja - 03-25-2011, 01:18 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by aussiefriend - 03-25-2011, 06:44 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-25-2011, 07:16 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by aussiefriend - 03-25-2011, 08:29 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-25-2011, 09:00 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-25-2011, 07:34 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by aussiefriend - 03-25-2011, 09:25 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Duchess - 03-26-2011, 05:46 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by aussiefriend - 03-25-2011, 09:30 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-25-2011, 10:46 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by aussiefriend - 03-26-2011, 12:07 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by aussiefriend - 03-26-2011, 09:39 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-26-2011, 09:52 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-26-2011, 01:14 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cynical Ninja - 03-26-2011, 02:15 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-26-2011, 02:53 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-26-2011, 02:58 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cynical Ninja - 03-26-2011, 03:42 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-26-2011, 03:43 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Duchess - 03-26-2011, 03:28 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cynical Ninja - 03-26-2011, 03:54 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-26-2011, 03:56 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cynical Ninja - 03-26-2011, 04:00 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-26-2011, 04:03 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Mohammed - 03-26-2011, 06:56 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-26-2011, 07:12 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Duchess - 03-27-2011, 04:24 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cynical Ninja - 03-27-2011, 09:48 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Luke Warmwater - 03-26-2011, 07:24 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-27-2011, 02:04 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-27-2011, 06:23 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Duchess - 03-28-2011, 04:49 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Lady Cop - 03-27-2011, 06:29 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-27-2011, 07:32 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-27-2011, 08:32 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-28-2011, 08:24 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by FAHQTOO - 03-28-2011, 09:44 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-27-2011, 06:32 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-27-2011, 08:07 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Lady Cop - 03-27-2011, 09:20 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-28-2011, 08:35 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-28-2011, 05:21 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-28-2011, 06:39 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-28-2011, 06:58 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-28-2011, 07:53 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by BlueTiki - 03-28-2011, 08:15 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-28-2011, 08:16 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-28-2011, 08:15 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-28-2011, 09:00 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-28-2011, 10:02 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-28-2011, 10:52 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-28-2011, 11:41 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-28-2011, 11:54 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-29-2011, 04:24 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-29-2011, 04:27 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-28-2011, 07:26 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-28-2011, 08:06 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-28-2011, 08:13 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by BlueTiki - 03-28-2011, 08:40 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Maggot - 03-28-2011, 09:06 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Carsman - 03-28-2011, 09:58 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-29-2011, 12:08 AM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-29-2011, 12:51 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by BlueTiki - 03-29-2011, 12:59 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by username - 03-29-2011, 01:12 PM
RE: 70 is the new 40 - by Cracker - 03-29-2011, 04:25 PM