Happy Easter to the faithful

[Cracker]

The desserts are extra good, but you probably don't eat much of that crap. I don't either. I just like them, not sure why. Americana, I guess.

Ebay, baby. Maybe she will buy them again to give to you.

She must not like your cooking or she only buys presents if they benefit Jesus.

I'm teasing you, but I was married into a super churchy family. Couldn't tolerate that AT ALL. You are the saint.