The most offensive World Records

[Sinister]

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina (this, for the uniformed, is what one calls a loose, sloppy **insert vulgar label for female genitalia here**).

Fucking hell, you`d need to be hung like a donkey to satisfy that bitch.

I think an elephant would be more satisfying for her. Have you ever seen a maleelephant in musth? That schlong is like, 5 feet long! ::scared::