The thread titles here are nice and warm and fuzzy.

[Middle Finger]

You, however, are clearly an idiot that doesn't get the specially wrapped and painfully easy to open point of my intro post, sitting there with tape all over your fingers shaking your hands trying to decipher it.

I promise, I did get your point. I see you are in a state of shock or something that I wasn't very impressed. ::dunno::

I was here a very short time before punching your poorly coded site in the groin, numbnuts. I registered and posted from the experience I'd had up until that point.

Yes, you were quite the little detective there. Like I said, you chose to spend a lot of time on the god damn backup avatars. I appreciate the reason, and to be honest, I thought it was pretty funny actually. You got me on that. It stung slightly, it did. I am very sorry it didn't pain me more, though. If I had known my general lack of being impressed was going to inflict some sort of medical condition upon you, I would have come up with a more gentle way to tell you to kiss my ass.

The mere fact that no one has previously insulted your collection of fauna in the control panel should make you happy; I could have come lumbering in and said something about how retards shouldn't breed but it didn't stop your family from starting this forum, or maybe tossed around the word niggers to get a chuckle from the lowest common denominator. Think outside the box.

But I liked that retard and breeding stuff. ::dlaugh::

I didn't come here solely to insult your wonky software or your avatars (yours is particularly boring and has been done and overdone btw), but until I see something or someone of substance, I'll do what comes naturally to me and launch myself into a forum with no knowledge of its members, insult what I see, and wait for you pinheads to give me the ammo I'll need to blow your shrunken little virtual heads off like dandelions.

Fine. Just don't be a whining little bitch about it.

Was I supposed to lurk and research? Like I said before, not wasting my time. There's nothing to be learned from a bunch of cunts swearing at each other. Strategy is for war, not internet pissing matches.

Dying and crying is for war, enjoying myself at your expense and putting you in your avatar-fetish place is for internet pissing matches.