The thread titles here are nice and warm and fuzzy.

[Middle Finger]

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Oh shit, he attacked the cats.

You really have to say something, even if it's neither witty nor interesting, don't you? Good qualities for an Administrator, people in your position of faux power usually have to have help to tie your fucking shoes.

There's a little something you need to learn - I post whatever the fuck entertains ME. Think of yourself as a disposable pooper scooper bag that exists merely to entertain me and whoever else has full access around here. You are newbie meat - akin to the scraps found on the floor of a seedy deli. I don't give a crap if something is funny to you or not. Under-achieving, metal music assholes don't get to have an opinion. So put on a spiked collar, turn up your music, and start practicing to be my bitch. Step one: learn that the last thing I'm worried about is if some smartass, complaining, whiny, tree-avatar-hating puss-rag like you finds me witty, interesting, or funny. The only thing I care about is whether or not you can provide me entertainment, and that you aren't too annoying for me to tolerate. So far you're borderline on both measures.