The thread titles here are nice and warm and fuzzy.

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=70]Nathan[/user]wrote:

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

[user=1]Middle Finger[/user] wrote:

Nathan, again - do you wear any makeup at all, or have any piercings? If so, where are they. Be honest, you emo fuck. Be honest.

Sigh. I had a feeling it was too much to hope that my question with another question would confuse you, I hope you didn't trip and fall down the stairs in your dazed state, fuckhead.

No, I don't wear makeup or have piercings, it's a fucking username I selected at random, you oblivious dwarf. But don't let that stop you, the only thing you've even used to put up an offensive is a photo of a fat emo (hint: emos don't care for METAL), and I wouldn't want to take away your candy. You stupid bitches need all the help you can get.

Dear assuming asshole, I wasn't thinking that you must wear makeup or have piercings because of your username. I don't even know what your username references. I didn't do research on you. I already explained that you're not that important. I was just asking you out of curiosity. I am trying to find something interesting about you but it's proving to be quite difficult.

Welllllll, I'm a Taurus and I like long sensual bubble baths, walks on the beach, and picnics in a meadow.

You sack of dull blades, I'm not here to interest you, I'm here to mock you and it's not even a mild mental workout, but apparently YOU are not here to entertain anyone, Useless Admin. Every word you type just makes you look like a moron and gives me more ammo to pump into that brainless head of yours via your monitor, and no, you won't feel half as stupid as you actually are with your team of leeches affixed firmly to your heel. Besides, it's the internet. You shouldn't feel stupid, I mean, I'm sure you're actually in Mensa and this is just what you do when the Discovery Channel isn't on.

And yes, you did assume that I was a certain type of person because of my avatar, because you have a weak mind and all it takes is a fucking picture to get you doing the retardo pee pee dance and raising your hand, saying "OOOo OOo, I bet I know what he's REALLY like, let me take a series of odd guesses that could be made about anyone."

I hope I've bored you, but if you weren't a moron, my post could be rather enlightening. More's the pity.

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I think I'll call the Lancet, I have found a 100% natural cure for insomnia.

Do your friends (assuming you have any) paint false eyes on their eyelids whenever you open your mouth just in case they fall asleep?