06-25-2011, 02:37 PM
(06-25-2011, 02:47 AM)ZEROSPHERES Wrote: [quote='Cracker' pid='173305' dateline='1308983789']
I'm marrying some old dyke so I can have her share of benefits when she dies. She just can't live here or touch my tootie.
Any takers?
I'll bite...no pun intended.
Only for the benefits though. I think I'm a little older than you (45) but my lifestyle guarantees for me to have an early exit out of nutsville.
No pussy lickin for me either..
We could probably meet at a public place once in a while to drink and make fun of OP, Dick and jsmom...if you wanted.
I have no desire to live with you OR touch your tootie. You keep your 2 sheets, and I'll keep my 1.