06-25-2011, 02:48 PM
(06-25-2011, 02:40 PM)Cracker Wrote:(06-25-2011, 02:37 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I'll bite...no pun intended.
Only for the benefits though. I think I'm a little older than you (45) but my lifestyle guarantees for me to have an early exit out of nutsville.
No pussy lickin for me either..
We could probably meet at a public place once in a while to drink and make fun of OP, Dick and jsmom...if you wanted.
I have no desire to live with you OR touch your tootie. You keep your 2 sheets, and I'll keep my 1.
You are not old enough, sorry, to die before me. Unless you drink a whole bunch, then it might be profitable.
The rest sounds great! Just no body fluids and I'm good!
I've smoked ciggs for 28 years....I smoke weed almost daily... Most everything I eat is processed...I'm on the back of a fucking maniacs bike with no helmet almost daily...you do the math.
I did give up pop and caffeine though...I'm sure that will save me.