10-22-2008, 01:18 AM
1. Light bulbs to light up his dull and pointless life
2. Toilet paper super size pack cause he`s so full of shit
3. 5lb bag of sugar see below
4. 5 packets of single serve unsweetened drink mix. see above. Only a complete fuck wit would buy unsweetened drinks and lots of sugar.
5. 1 jar of pickles he uses them as breath fresheners
6. 1 pack of frozen hot pockets cause he likes to eat total shit and is the reason he needs so much fucking toilet paper
7. 10lbs of ground beef. He can`t eat proper meat, cause his teeth all fell out after all the fucking sugar
8. 1 gallon of milk (2% fat) It`s a substitute for breast milk and let`s face it, it`s the closest he`s ever going to get to a titty.
2. Toilet paper super size pack cause he`s so full of shit
3. 5lb bag of sugar see below
4. 5 packets of single serve unsweetened drink mix. see above. Only a complete fuck wit would buy unsweetened drinks and lots of sugar.
5. 1 jar of pickles he uses them as breath fresheners
6. 1 pack of frozen hot pockets cause he likes to eat total shit and is the reason he needs so much fucking toilet paper
7. 10lbs of ground beef. He can`t eat proper meat, cause his teeth all fell out after all the fucking sugar
8. 1 gallon of milk (2% fat) It`s a substitute for breast milk and let`s face it, it`s the closest he`s ever going to get to a titty.