Some phone conversations simply shouldnt be overheard

[Duchess]

It's odd, Duch. Sorry.

You just make you a sandwich? You don't offer while the stuff is out?

He isn't interested in eating tuna or cheese & crackers, peanut and apple or celery, etc. I rarely even see him for lunch, he works every single day of the year. We eat dinner together & I handle that...usually.

I make sure he has everything he needs to build the sammich of his dreams whenever he is moved to.

I have packed a lil' picnic before and taken him down by the pond for lunch and banged him senseless. He has never said a cross word about my non-sammich making ways.