08-20-2011, 10:32 PM
Satire or is it?
The economy is so bad that: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Walmart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hot line. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
The economy is so bad that: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Walmart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hot line. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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John Adams
John Adams