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[Cracker]

You just don't get it.

That's what I love about it.

:sigh: I'm going to offer you some advice, Jibbles. Real advice. It will help you if you are willing to "hear" me...

Because you insist on using the same alias, and since I know a few of the other forums from whence you came, I happened upon an interesting post of yours. I won't go into detail, but I assume it isn't a big secret because you posted the shit for the entire world to see.

You are a neurotic little fuck. You are in your early 20s yet you feel you are superior to adults who have a lot more experience, a lot more education, and are much more stable financially than you are. Now I'm not saying it's a bad thing to be where you are, I'm very proud of you, but you don't quite pull off the insolence. Almost, but not quite. We were all your age. We were all just a lot more fun.

We don't "get" you because you are the Pee Wee Herman of the Internet. When I was your age, I was partying my ass off and enjoying life. I wasn't sitting home conversing with strangers and self-congratulating every chance I got. I was letting everyone IRL know how bitchin' I really was. (The same can be applied to your constant self-stimulation. If you saved up some of that mojo, some nice girl might notice you IRL.)

Stop being such back pimple. Add a little substance to your posts. At least be funny, damn.

If you can't manage that, at least hear this sage advice I got when I went to real college at your age: Never use a fifty cent word when a 5 cent word works just as well. People will think you are a douche.