Fruit Conversions

[Middle Finger]

If you were a fruit, which one would you be? For example, Ramsey would be an overly ripe pear - plain, boring, thinks it's "nice and interesting," but is really just a fat-bottomed potato in disguise. Smegma would be a lemon - sour, bitter, used like a whore and then banned from the kitchen. Lady Cop would be a cranberry - tough and good for holidays. Maggot would be a kiwi ... a whacky fruit that is hairy on the outside. Ninja would be a watermelon ... a big head full of annoying seeds, used to getting spit out, and takes up more room than it is worth. I of course would be a mango.