Yeah so those cookies i made?

[Cracker]

I don't know what the fuck Christmas crystals are either.

I have this fetish for crystallizing things. Want the link? Haha. I really do make them.

Sometimes I make my own detergent. If I am being lazy, I at least put in ¹⁄₈ C. sodium carbonate in the wash to get out any stains. My clothes never have stains. Men wear clothing with grease stains, not Cracker.