12-21-2011, 07:18 PM
I was in Oakland, CA visiting my daughter a while back, woke up to no coffee in the house. Snuck out with my Pajama bottoms on and a hoodie 
to find a hot cup of coffee. Found a McD's and pulled in. I had not even opened the fucking car door before some old junkie lookin ho was standing there at my car window smiling at me.
After I got out of the car, the first thing she said was "I like your pajama pants, where did you get them?" Jesus Christ! Flattery got her the fucking cigarette that she was jonesing for.
So, that is my pajama pants story. Merry Christmas all. Has anyone else ever been to a McDonalds with a metal detector at the bathrooms?
to find a hot cup of coffee. Found a McD's and pulled in. I had not even opened the fucking car door before some old junkie lookin ho was standing there at my car window smiling at me. After I got out of the car, the first thing she said was "I like your pajama pants, where did you get them?" Jesus Christ! Flattery got her the fucking cigarette that she was jonesing for.
So, that is my pajama pants story. Merry Christmas all. Has anyone else ever been to a McDonalds with a metal detector at the bathrooms?