Do you like white chocolate?

[Maggot]

Once apon a time there lived a troll under a bridge named Ignore......... he had no television so he had to count the taps made from the shoes of pedestrians walking above. One day a tap dancing mime happened his way and he went beserk and tried to eat the bridge. This did not go very well and so he ate his clothes and pranced around on tippy toes singing Barry Manilow songs until they found him face down in the mud breathing through his ass.
The End.