Obama's Use of Complete Sentences Stirs Controversy

[Cynical Ninja]

[user=61]

In answer to your query please re-read the post you quoted and replied too.

I don't like any back door shenanigans and neither does my girlfriend, the majority of people don't go in for your many deviant practices you know. Anal sex is not okay with me and never will be, if other people want to do it thats up to them, but personally I find the practice disgusting.
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[user=61]
Translation: Ordinary Peephole[/user] says: Z, sweetie,...the problem is, I have a very small weenie and I cum within seconds of pushing into my beautiful woman's very wet and wanting pussy so I don't even try to penetrate her tight, pretty little arse because...I mean...what if she really likes it and I can't stay hard long enough to make the deed worth doing??? Besides, with all the gay talk here on this sight someone might actually put two and two together and find out that secretly...and between you and me Z, I would fuck any tight arse however, until the gay get their way I'm afraid I'll have to pretend that it disgust me and maybe that emotion will somehow substitue for my deep longing.

I don't like having shit on my cock okay? The arsehole is for shitting not for hitting.

You can pretend your deviant sexual urges are 100% wholesome but they are not, the vast majority of hetero blokes that I know feel sick at the thought of rogering a womans corn shute.

And FYI, my dick is average in size not that thats any of your fucking business.

The fact you are trying to imply that not wanting to fuck a womans ass makes me a closet homosexual is laughable.