Obama's Use of Complete Sentences Stirs Controversy

[Cynical Ninja]

I don't like having shit on my cock okay? The arsehole is for shitting not for hitting.

You can pretend your deviant sexual urges are 100% wholesome but they are not, the vast majority of hetero blokes that I know feel sick at the thought of rogering a womans corn shute.

And FYI, my dick is average in size not that thats any of your fucking business.

The fact you are trying to imply that not wanting to fuck a womans ass makes me a closet homosexual is laughable.

Ooo-kayyyy! ::blink::

I am just wondering what you are gonna do when your girl whispers to you one night when you are driving it to her real good..."baby oh please fuck me in my arse"

and hey, nothing wrong with a little pecker as long as your girl likes it. but just a little side note fer ya....if it is as small as you say then she's gonna want options at some point is all ::dunno::

....just sayin'

ps...if you are more worried about getting shit on your cock then getting extreme amounts of pulsating pleasure then just have your ol' girl take an enema earlier in the day.

pss...I wasn't implying anything...so don't be so uptight Opie

Since when did average become small?.

Has the world gone retarded?