How many shits do you take per day?

[ramseycat]

The US vernacular is puzzling at times... take a shit? Who the fuck are you taking it from? It's up your ass; I'm pretty sure it's yours! Maybe because it's so uncool to give a shit in the states this is where it came from...

I don't take a shit, I have a shit... once a day, first thing in the morning

You should eliminate as many times as you eat.

Are you saving poo for a rainy day?

So THAT's why Cracker doesn't post from work. She is too busy in the crapper. Eat breakfast at home, poop at work. Eat lunch, poop at work, have a snack, poop at work. I bet you are the one in the office that everyone says if she is in the ladies room GET OUT. She's gonna blow it up!