My Smart Phone

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Nobody knows or cares what kind of phone you have in your hand, unless the're standing right over your shoulder.

I beg to differ.

You're one mean granny, assaulting individuals with your giant Wal-Mart bag. I'd have to get a restraining order out for your ass.

And that's the best you got?
You're the one getting on here saying you're better than everyone else who doesn't have an i-phone.

I beg to differ...there are a million different phones out there, how the hell can you tell if someone has an i-phone or a different brand? You're an arrogant bastard.

And, I don't carry giant Wal-Mart bag, or any other giant bag. Just because your wife likes to pose for "people of WalMart" pics, doesn't mean we all like shopping there.