Use the whole word.

[Cynical Ninja]

A - I have a student loan that I have to payback 100% when I am earning enough (which I will be).

If you would work you could start paying this back now, since you're a graduate and everything, or just add it to the pile of defaulted student loans.

B - I work 25 hours a week part time and I claim no benefits.
Working in the subway bathroom giving blow jobs is not considered part time employment.

C - My parents are rightly proud that am not a rat faced wretch who lives in a dirty shithole.




So your parents are proud because you have delusions about someone else and you don't live the delusion? How nice.
But they aren't proud about what is real, that you are a lazy crazy fat man with short arms.

I DO work you lame brained cretin and I have to pay every penny back of the loan I got, the government has given me nothing but a bill to pay.

Your continued obsession and fantasies about me giving blow jobs in a public toilet is your own cross to bear,

My parents are rightly proud of the fact that my house is clean and tidy and not covered in a layer of animal hair with bits of drywall and loose wiring everywhere.