Torture?

[Cynical Ninja]

I think I like it already.

Just found out about this place, I'm bored at work and could use the entertainment.

I'm a 32 y/o mom of 2, married for 13 years (next week).

OK go ahead.::coffee:: Say something impressive, funny, exciting ... something that moves us. Basically, bitch, start proving your value.

Welcome aboard. ::wave:: ::finger::

impressive? I'm double jointed everywhere, a pretty bendy gal

funny? two guys walk into a bar; third one ducks?

exciting? I said I was a 32 y/o mom, what could I possibly do that's exciting? went out all weekend and got drunk, leaving my husband at home with the kids that's about as exciting as it gets their may have been some lesbion action in there, but I black out when I drink so I'm not sure.

moving? Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference

Yet another lactating souse, she expects her hard working husband to stay at home on his weekends watching the kids while she goes out on the piss flashing her rotten crotch to all and sundry.
We really are attracting too many "desperate housewives " or should that be "ungrateful bitches"?

You seem a little bitter, perhaps, if you were lucky enough some lactating souse screwed you over. But my guess is you are pretty much solo (well you, your hand and some internet porn)

If you were literate, you may have noticed that I'm at work so that wouldn't put me in the 'desperate housewife' category at all. So I'll just sit back and wait for you to come up with something else; another old stereotype about girls is my what I'm banking on

Sorry to disappoint you but I am in stable relationship and have been for over eight years, so your instincts are obviously poor.
Anybody can claim anything they want in their profile that don't make it so though. I am not bitter, I'm just a little bit disappointed that the current influx of newbies (you included) are of such a low quality.