Remember when...?

[HairOfTheDog]

With you being the lone judge, criteria setter, and award presenter, why do I think that you would award yourself the title "Snatch Kissing Legend" every single time?

It's not my fault the rest of the members are lazy muthafuckers who won't take the time to run contests now is it?

I like your contests; not complaining. Maybe you wouldn't consider yourself a legend in snatch kissing; I was just guessing.